Each year, the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest lures entrants to write a truly awful first sentence for a novel that no one would want to read. These are my entries.
A poster in a private forum suggested that “Spam Volume On the Rise!” could be a title to a song sung to the tune from “(Ghost) Riders In the Sky”. So I wrote some lyrics to go with the title.
“Car Pool!” is a song that I wrote. Our choir group used it in a skit for a fund-raising event at Carmel High School, Mudelein, IL.